Will The Real Housewife Please Stand Up

I am a Real Housewives, of any city, avid watcher. It is sad, but I get a gossip and drama fix on the reg. It also causes me to suffer from secondhand embarrassment. These ladies are always so ridiculous, and I. am. hooked.

One person on this franchise that I adore is my beloved Lisa Vanderpump. She is feisty, beautiful, British, and so extremely wealthy. Win, win, win, win. With those traits, who could lose? 

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I mean, how cool is this lady?! Cool as a cucumber, I'd say.

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Gorge!

Matter of fact, all these ladies are so rich that they don't have to do this show, but basically do it for the attention. Being shallow and self-absorbed are two character traits I love in people. I, too, try to live my life this way. I kid, I kid. But, if I could live in Lisa Vanderpump's house, for even just one hour, I'd give some money to charity (putting that out there). Moving on. Being on the subject of Lisa's house, just look at these photos of her mansion. Is there a term higher than mansion? If so, this 29 mil "house" trumps that.

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She has such an insatiable appetite for the shabby chic decor.
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Um, her bathroom?! Pink quilted cabinets? I die.
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Best closet ever. Hands down.
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And the backyard? Pristine white couches, perfectly manicured landscape, no big deal.
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If you still haven't gotten your fix just by looking at those photos, check out this video. Lisa will "show you around" which, in actuality, would take eight hours.
http://www.hulu.com/embed/jFMzKY5TKcvtfdO6aowTmA

5 comments:

  1. my thoughts: who needs a house THAT big...there must be rooms they don't go in for weeks! The kitchen- I've always hated slipcovers on kitchen chairs...if you have so much money get nice chairs, but the closet makes me drool.

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  2. I have never watched this because I am prone to feeling deeply, painfully embarrassed on other people's behalf. I end up writhing with shame throughout these kinds of shows. Same with Jersey Shore. And I can't STAND Meet the Parents. Augh!

    That being said, if this show involves the name Vanderpump being frequently uttered, I'm in. Vanderpump. ::heeeee::

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